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Steve And His Pig [Oct. 31st, 2009|03:43 pm]
Steve requests that if you have a shirtwoot/woot/winewoot account, you go to the derby and vote for his shirt. 
It's called the "Swine Flew Shot" and it's amazing. 
Mostly I want it to win so they make the shirt and I can buy it. 


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The Best Purchase I've EVER Made. [Jul. 21st, 2009|08:36 am]
[mood |cheerfulclean]

This and this are how I feel about my baby, Mo.
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I Do Want To Be The Queen Of The Bimbos! [Dec. 20th, 2008|08:32 am]
[mood |bouncybouncy]

This is quality gold, right here.

From the makers of that store in the mall that will turn your 6 year old into a prostitute!

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My Political Comment For The Year [Dec. 16th, 2008|05:06 pm]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

I F-ing hate Bush.

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Always Thinking Ahead [Nov. 21st, 2008|06:48 pm]
[mood |quixoticquixotic]

You've gotta love a boy who chooses a bed solely based on the bondage possibilities. 

I like my new bed.
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What WOULDN'T it be for??? [Nov. 17th, 2008|05:26 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for? Answer, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
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Oh HELLS Yeah. Someone out there gets it. [Nov. 13th, 2008|02:53 pm]
[mood |Annoyed at Humanity]

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Of Course That's The Way It Would Turn Out [Sep. 24th, 2008|07:24 am]
[mood |amusedamused]

This meme is more telling than I would like to admit...Collapse )
Of course.
James puts something technical that I don't even pretend to understand.
Eric puts something out of a D and D manual.
And me?  The first book in my hand is vampire porn. 
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That dog DOES act like a punk little bitch [Aug. 21st, 2008|10:38 am]
**Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you...

1) Your name?
Meghan-Rash caused by friction on a part of the body.

"I got the worst meghan from all that sand yesterday."

2) Your age?

25-Used primarilly with the selling of weed, when buying a stick.

3) One of your friends?
Patrick- All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

4) What should you be doing?
Cleaning- The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."

5) Favorite color
Orange- The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

6) Hometown?
Albuquerque- not a wasteland, not full of teepees, but rather a city in the center of new mexico; most residents spend their whole childhood wanting to get out of here, but the minute they leave they all want to go back; residents of this city understand that they do not sell newspapers at the newstand and you cant go skating at the ice house, only know directions because of the mountains and volcanos, know where to get a breakfast burrito at 2 in the morning, know what "Christmas" at a restaurant means, understand that there is probably the largest wealth gap in the world here, and think that anyone who lives in rio rancho has problems

7) Month of your birthday?
February- Love Sucks Month

"Damn I hate February."

8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Stewart- A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.

"Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?"

9) Your last name?
They didn't have my last name, so I went with my middle...
Harper-Another word for the term spot, or acne.

"Oh no iv got a bad case of Harper this morning".

10) Your pets name?
Buster-Someone who cant hang or is just acting like a little punk bitch.

"Man why u scared your acting like a little buster right now?"

11) Your Mothers name?
Ann- A name meaning Grace in Hebrew, the name of the blessed Mother of Mary who gave birth to Jesus, a common name amongst royalty and the sickest bitch who owns all the boys on the block. Often the bearer of the name copes with the burden of extensive beauty and valor, and gracefully imbibes the pleasures of money, sex, music and drugs.

"Oh I wish my name was Ann instead of Killian, so I could enjoy the manifest destiny of the name and all the spectacular wonder attached to it."
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It's Everything I've Ever Wanted [Aug. 19th, 2008|09:11 am]
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