| Steve And His Pig |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|03:43 pm] |
Steve requests that if you have a shirtwoot/woot/winewoot account, you go to the derby and vote for his shirt.
It's called the "Swine Flew Shot" and it's amazing.
Mostly I want it to win so they make the shirt and I can buy it.
Thanks!
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| Always Thinking Ahead |
[Nov. 21st, 2008|06:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  quixotic | ] |
You've gotta love a boy who chooses a bed solely based on the bondage possibilities.
I like my new bed. |
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| What WOULDN'T it be for??? |
[Nov. 17th, 2008|05:26 pm] |
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| | amused | ] |
If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for? Answer, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing. |
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| That dog DOES act like a punk little bitch |
[Aug. 21st, 2008|10:38 am] |
**Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you...
1) Your name?
Meghan-Rash caused by friction on a part of the body.
"I got the worst meghan from all that sand yesterday."
2) Your age?
25-Used primarilly with the selling of weed, when buying a stick.
3) One of your friends?
Patrick- All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"
4) What should you be doing?
Cleaning- The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
5) Favorite color
Orange- The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6) Hometown?
Albuquerque- not a wasteland, not full of teepees, but rather a city in the center of new mexico; most residents spend their whole childhood wanting to get out of here, but the minute they leave they all want to go back; residents of this city understand that they do not sell newspapers at the newstand and you cant go skating at the ice house, only know directions because of the mountains and volcanos, know where to get a breakfast burrito at 2 in the morning, know what "Christmas" at a restaurant means, understand that there is probably the largest wealth gap in the world here, and think that anyone who lives in rio rancho has problems
7) Month of your birthday?
February- Love Sucks Month
"Damn I hate February."
8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Stewart- A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.
"Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?"
9) Your last name?
They didn't have my last name, so I went with my middle...
Harper-Another word for the term spot, or acne.
"Oh no iv got a bad case of Harper this morning".
10) Your pets name?
Buster-Someone who cant hang or is just acting like a little punk bitch.
"Man why u scared your acting like a little buster right now?"
11) Your Mothers name?
Ann- A name meaning Grace in Hebrew, the name of the blessed Mother of Mary who gave birth to Jesus, a common name amongst royalty and the sickest bitch who owns all the boys on the block. Often the bearer of the name copes with the burden of extensive beauty and valor, and gracefully imbibes the pleasures of money, sex, music and drugs.
"Oh I wish my name was Ann instead of Killian, so I could enjoy the manifest destiny of the name and all the spectacular wonder attached to it." |
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| Since I Suck And Don't Have A Real Update |
[Jun. 24th, 2008|08:54 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the 'next' button.
6. Don't lie.
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| My Steak Tastes Better Pill |
[May. 24th, 2008|07:03 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | Fantastic! | ] |
I'm standing in the bathroom this morning, staring at my line of vitamins
They look ominously like a line of cocaine.
7 freaking pills I take every day! 7!
But, then again, I do feel fantastic... |
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| At 47 Years You Get A Dung Beetle! |
[Nov. 11th, 2007|06:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Elanore By Low Millions | ] |
Who's stupid idea was it to make one year anniversary presents "paper"??? Cause paper is freakin' hot. And romantic. I mean, don't you just go down the street going "Gee I wish someone would buy me paper for Christmas". It's the equivalent of socks.
It's Steve's and my anniversary. We've lasted an entire year. Let's see if we last longer when he sees I got him paper... :-) |
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| Pay It Forward (A La Patricio) |
[Oct. 16th, 2007|04:38 pm] |
To the first 3 people who reply to this post, I will give you something.
Don't know what said something is, but it will be something. It will happen within the next 365 days, but I'll shoot for the end of the year.
The only stipulation is you have to post this to your livejournal as well.
I will contact each of you individually to see what the something is that you would like. |
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| Humor Fades Quickly |
[Aug. 2nd, 2007|10:14 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chipper | ] |
I started reading my really old diaryland.com posts. Evidently I used to be funny...and a little screwed up... |
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| I'm Ashamed To Know Me |
[May. 3rd, 2007|07:55 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | I feel dirty | ] |
I just put a Paris Hilton song on my MP3 player. I'll understand if you want to sever all ties with me now.... It burns. |
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| An Interactive Doki Doki Dynamo?!? Well, I'm sold! |
[Apr. 20th, 2007|12:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | Charged Up! | ] |
So for all of you who have seen the brilliance that is Beat Angel Escalayer (and if you haven't dear god get your asses over to my house for a romping time of epic proportions), you might be interested to know that there is now an interactive game along the same lines.
Poke Their Naughty Bits
Now while I do welcome an opportunity to virtually molest the general public on the pretense of saving the world, couldn't they at least PRETEND that they didn't just put porn in the hands of all the innocent DS holding children out there?
In other news, Brenna's birthday extravaganza tonight. Anyone got a clue what's going down? If you're a woman, and interested in getting Brenna ragingly drunk, give me a call :-) |
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| Little Meggie Is Growing Up |
[Mar. 27th, 2007|03:30 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  productive | ] |
How sad is this. I just bleached my first load of laundry. Ever. Up until I started living with Steve, I wouldn't even separate the colors. I figure, hey, if a white shirt becomes pink, who cares? New pink shirt for Meg. But after listening to the boy bitch and moan about his white shirts becoming pastels (apparently that's not so cool for guys, cheh) I resigned myself to doing 2 different loads. But today I took a look at our sad work smocks, and saw the chemical stains on all of mine, and I gave in to three loads. Light, dark, and bleach-the-fuck-out-of-those-suckers-whites.
Maybe some day I'll even figure out liquid fabric softener. Probably not, but there's always a chance.
Baby steps. |
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| I Am The Candy Inside The Pinata |
[Feb. 21st, 2007|08:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  abused | ] |
Well isn't that just fantastic.
Kaiden just begged and pleaded with me until I climbed inside his tent. He then kissed me on the nose, shut all the velcro straps, and proceeded to whack it violently with one of Steve's foam swords before I could claw my way out. I do believe the child thinks I'm his own personal pinata.
Sadly this activity was preferable to the previous part of my day, which was doing laundry. Lots, and lots of laundry. Then I sat on the floor futilely attempting to fold the clothing, while Kaid methodically unfolded it and flung it about the room, while cackling maniacally.
If anyone is interested in buying a slightly used 2 year old, I have one for sale. |
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| Peter Boyle Died Yesterday |
[Dec. 13th, 2006|05:23 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | depressed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Bounce Your Bottom In Your Chair | ] |
God damnit, now I have to find another balding old movie star to be in love with.
This is worse than losing Sherry Lewis and her singing sock back in the 90's. |
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